Tarzan and Jane

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex."Tarzan
not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the
ground. "Here" she said,
"you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his
considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right
in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she
managed to gasp for air and screamed:
"What in the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."